There's a fantasy associated with family vacations...that the week will be one blissful thread of sunny days, happy children playing games together, smooth roads, short lines, and vehicles that exceed your fondest performance expectations.
But how fun is that to remember later on?
We'll remember the unexpected freeze,
being stranded on the 101 without a battery,
our condo creaking at night as it gradually slid downhill to the sea,
going out to dinner twice in one night when everyone under 15 refused to eat fresh seafood at the local hotspot
...where only seafood is served.
Pardon me. Are these my children???
Video evidence a Francis child was out of their seatbelt?
Never happened.
Hope your Spring Break was easy and breezy!
